What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What movies have not aged well?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

What is the best time for conception?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So they tried

Then came..

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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